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Lysle Shaw-McMinn, aka 'Wormy'
Riverside, California
United States

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AOL: WormyWyrm
Yahoo: WormyWyrm
MSN: wormywyrm@hotmail.com
ICQ: 499933757
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Veggie Facts
  • It can require 5,000 gallons of water to produce a pound of edible animal flesh, but just 25 gallons to produce a pound of wheat.
  • A modern moral system that allows for supporting the mistreatment of animals is self-contradictory, regardless of if your moral system is based on religion or logic.




Snipplets of Chat:

Mustang - AIM - July 26, 2004
Mustang: i took about 1 hour naps every hour

Ducky - AIM - August 28, 2004
Ducky: my friend didn't have cable
Ducky: then
Ducky: he moved
Ducky: and like
Ducky: they got cable
Ducky: and I was like, dang
Wormy: lol
Wormy: didnt see that coming

Siam - AIM - January 20, 2005

Siam: Oh one more thing
Siam: Now you ask what that is?
Siam: - ?
Wormy: what is it?
Wormy: :-p
Siam: I cant tell you how I apreciate this.
Siam: Well I can, I apreciate this alot
Wormy: huh?
Wormy: are you coming onto me
Wormy: you sick bastard
Siam: Nope
Wormy: stop that shit youre freaking me out
Siam: Damn, this ediquette stuff nevers works
Wormy: yeah, fuck you

Spader - AIM - January 30, 2005

Spader: WORMY!!
Spader: EMPTY TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE HIS SECRET!!
Spader: I'm gonna tell you...
Spader: but only if you promise to...
Spader: ...tell everyone you know

Moophy - AIM - April 19, 2005
Moophy: i am woman who likes men..
Moophy: ..most of the time
Wormy: gee...
Wormy: that single sentence is going to entertain me for several nights you know

Empty - AIM - April 19, 2005
Wormy: moophy didnt know that im an idiot!
Wormy: isnt that cool?
Empty: lol
Empty: thats amazing
Empty: how did she not know?
Empty: its, like, glaringly obvious
Wormy: ... >:O youre pushing it buddy
Empty: I like to live dangerously

Empty - AIM - May 2, 2005
Wormy: its the natalie portman forums i used to always visit...
Wormy: i had almost 1000 posts, and now the forums are gone...
Wormy: it just links to some porn site now :-p
Wormy: arg
Wormy: :-( so sad when people steal your memories
Empty: haha
Empty: so sad when all of your memories are online
Empty: :-(
Wormy: LOL!

Mustang - AIM - May 26, 2005
Wormy: i should clean my room
Wormy: :-/
Mustang: you and i both know that wont happen :-)

#XanthChat - AIM - July 19, 2005
Siam: its a ghost chat room
Janee: it is
Janee: like a ghost town
Siam: wooooo
Janee: ...tumbleweed rolls by...
Janee: dun nu nuu
Janee: ...western music plays...
Siam: *self playing piano plays*
Janee: ...bar doors still swinging...
Janee: ...lizard runs by on the ground...

Dara - AIM - July 27, 2005
Wormy: oops.. actually my pet rock is a girl :)
Dara: rofl
Wormy: shes a bit... stoned
Wormy: :-o sorry
Wormy: im resorting to retarded puns now
Dara: *que in wa wa waaaaaaa noise*
Dara: lol!
Wormy: lol!
Wormy: :(
Wormy: the wa wa waaaa noise can basically sum up my entire life :-D

Siam - AIM - August 3, 2005
Wormy: Spader is so out of touch... i feel bad
Siam: He just needs to see teh movie
Siam: and he'll be fine
Wormy: i know :( i still cant help think of all those thousands of starving kids in Africa...
Wormy: ...who havent gotten a chance to see starwars episode 3 yet
Siam: *gives starving kid starwars ticket*
Siam: *kid trades it in for a month of food*
Wormy: :-o DAMN THOSE SPOILED BRATS

Siam - AIM - September 17, 2005
Siam: Man, I think I burnt this water
Wormy: >:O SIAM
Wormy: YOU CANT BURN WATER.

Chiaki - AIM - September 18, 2005
Chiaki: Don't do school and stay in drugs!

Mustang - AIM - October 22, 2005
Mustang: whos dogs?
Wormy: i dunno whos they are
Wormy: but they poop a lot and im supposed to be mowing the lawn
Wormy: :-p
Mustang: :-p
Wormy: have youve ever mowed poop before?!
Mustang: yes
Mustang: dude
Mustang: all the time
Mustang: at my dads house
Mustang: i would mow it
Mustang: step in it
Mustang: eat it
Wormy: eat it?
Mustang: yes
Mustang: i got hungry
Wormy: what?
Wormy: dude
Wormy: i think you need to sleep
Wormy: you feeling okay?
Mustang: i dont need sleep
Mustang: i never sleep
Mustang: i go 24/6
Wormy: what about the other two days?
Mustang: i dont know

Mustang - AIM - November 8, 2005
Mustang: :-p
Mustang: math is just a big puzzle
Mustang: and once you find all the pieces then you have to put it together
Wormy: :-p
Wormy: fuck you
Wormy: and your puzzle analogy

Spader - AIM - April 22, 2006
Wormy: no, i am just not very good at explaining things... i've never been
Spader: explain the theory of relativity (in ten words or less)
Wormy: i cant explain anything in 10 words or less, spader, isnt that obvious already?
Wormy: hell, it took me 14 words just to explain that i cant explain anything in 10 words or less
Spader: it took you more than that to explain that it took fourteen words to explain that you can't explain anything in ten words or less
Wormy: yeah, it took 19
Spader: yay!
Spader: four words to explain that it took nineteen words to explain etc.
Wormy: naw
Wormy: because i was just agreeing with you
Wormy: i wasnt explaining anything
Spader: you were clarifying
Spader: you just explained why the other thing wasn't an explanation
Wormy: does that count as an explanation?
Spader: can you explain why it shouldn't count as an explanation?
Wormy: yeah i could, but id rather not

Siam - AIM - April 21, 2007
Wormy: did dara tell you that i told her to tell you that shes mad about you telling me that she told you to help remote assist you? because if she did then im telling her that you told me that she told you that i told her to tell you youre mad
Siam: Im not an owl, RON!
Wormy: >_>
Siam: But I am hot!
Wormy: lol
Wormy: yes you are
Wormy: and your hair is surprisingly uncurly
Siam: Indeed
Siam: Queen bOOkwurmy: Why should I when you tell him the stuff I tell you and then he tells me that you told me what I told you!!
Wormy: lol!~
Wormy: dont tell her, but i told her that you told me that you secretly have a computer with windows but told her you didnt because you didnt want to help her and not to tell her
Siam: She told me that!
Wormy: hahaha!

Mustang - AIM - June 25, 2007
Mustang: hey next summer wanna go to europe with me?
Wormy: whatcha gonna do in europe?
Mustang: i dunno
Mustang: i just watched eurotrip again
Wormy: haha
Wormy: wow
Wormy: thats like the worst reason to goto europe, ever.

XanthChat - AIM - June 30, 2007
Siam: I can see wormy
Siam: with a lil red cross on his arm
Wormy: hehe
Siam: running across a battle field
Siam: to some fallen souldier
Siam: and doing his magic
Wormy: yup
Wormy: like giving people morphine
Wormy: and saying 'hes dead, jim'
Siam: you need a medic buddy named jim
Siam: just for that
Siam: and then jim would be all
Siam: STOP MAKING THAT JOKE
Wormy: LOL
Siam: I wonder what you say if Jim dies
Siam: "You're dead, jim!"

XanthChat - AIM - June 30, 2007
Siam: My friends comming over at 11 today
Wormy: i love playing guess the gender of the 'my friend'
Daniel: BLACK!
Daniel: wait thats race.

XanthChat - AIM - July 10, 2007
Siam:: Wormy likes to take stuff..and just run with it
Wormy:: yeah
Wormy:: like once
Wormy:: i saw these scissors
Empty:: he took this kid's bike
Wormy:: and i was like...
Wormy:: dood
Wormy:: im gonna take these
Wormy:: and im just gonna run with em
Empty:: and that's why you have a lightning bolt shaped scar on your forehead
Wormy:: ya kids dont run with scissors
Siam:: im really suprised that hasnt happened yet
Siam:: like
Siam:: some kid was so hard core
Siam:: he carved a lighting bolt into his forhead
Empty:: haha

Strad - AIM - July 17, 2007
Wormy: i was afk O:-)
Strad: gee you must run on diesil you can idle along time :-D
Wormy: LOL

Chiaki - AIM - July 21, 2007
Wormy: anyways desmonds teh best
Chiaki: ..Sure. I thought you said Piers was the best, though.
Wormy: well there can be more than one teh best chiaki
Chiaki: No there can't. They must settle for the title in a fight.. TO THE DEATH!
Wormy: LOL

Cassie - AIM - July 27, 2007
Wormy: does that work on girls at all?
Wormy: to let slip how long my tongue is?
Cassie: hehe hmmm
Cassie: lick your plate?
Wormy: HAHA
Cassie: or popsicles... oooh no, maybe not, that'll give the wrong impression.

XanthChat - AIM - Aug 5, 2007
Siam: I GOT A LAPPY
Spader: does it have Vista?
Spader: or did you find some loophole?
Wormy: in the evil plot to make everyone use vista?
Spader: even though everyone hates it
Spader: it's like Coca Cola
Spader: soon Microsoft is going to reintroduce "Windows Classic" at a raised price

Laine - AIM - Sep 23, 2007
Wormy: sorry
Wormy: i dont mean to steer the conversation into horny-guy-land
Wormy: O:-)
Wormy: you can take the wheel if you want
Lainee: no, no... i mean it was ok, at least, until you called it that

Cassie - AIM - Oct 9, 2007
Cassie: before school today I put a car freshener in my purse... don't ask me why... but now it smells really nice whenever i open it :)

Cassie - AIM - Oct 9, 2007
Wormy: my pees clear!
Wormy: yay
Wormy: i havent been drinking enough water lately so i tried extra hard today
Wormy: and now my pees clear <3
Cassie: LOL
Cassie: Congratulations on peeing clearly!!!
Wormy: LOL
Cassie: Now if you could hit the bowl... :D
Wormy: LOL
Wormy: its not a joking matter cassie O:-) yellow pee indicates high toxic levels that will corrode your body
Cassie: Oh really now... does it corrode the floor too?

XanthChat - AIM - Aug 30, 2007
Wormy: you know
Wormy: dara and i
Wormy: we were talking about
Wormy: how you are so nice
Wormy: and how neither of us
Wormy: have ever been mad at you
Wormy: ever
Wormy: thats so impressive
Empty haha
Empty well, I think that's because we're all mature enough where
Wormy: lol
Empty our arguments are merely debates, they don't turn angry
Wormy: LOL
Wormy: LOL
Wormy: haha
Wormy: gee
Wormy: i havent laughed that hard forever, thanks empty youre teh best
Empty: haha

Siam - AIM - August 8, 2004
Wormy: i love the way all the characters look
Wormy: its so cute
Siam: So your doing anything with em?
Wormy: doing anything with what...?
Siam: the strips
Siam: your just making them into a walpaper
Wormy: yup
Wormy: so i can have them on my desktop
Siam: Hmm
Wormy: ...
Wormy: why?
Wormy: what else would i do?
Siam: I dont know
Wormy: siam
Siam: yes
Wormy: are you asking me if i masturbate to comic strips?
Siam: yes
Wormy: siam
Siam: yes?
Wormy: wha... why? why are you asking this? will you ever stop stalking me?
Siam: I supose im gona get old and die
Wormy: i guess I have that to look forward to
Siam: and im not stalking you, I just enjoy gathering information on people I dont know
Siam: see?
Wormy: i suppose...
Siam: Your just the most interesting person that I know online but dont know personally
Siam: see?
Wormy: i guess i should be flattered by your interest
Wormy: wow... youve really turned this around on me havent you?
Siam: Yes
Wormy: i hate you

#XanthChat - AIM - February 12, 2005

Siam: So whos left?
Chiaki: The man with the golden eyeball?
Siam: Can I borrow your eyeball?
Chiaki: No.
Empty: denied

Siam - AIM - February 20, 2005

Wormy: i dont think half as many people would pirate games and movies
Wormy: if they didnt give it such a cool name
Siam: Yea, nobody would it if it was called Illicit Data Transmition
Wormy: exactly
Wormy: noone would talk about it at all :-/ too hard to spell
Siam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE
Wormy: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life
Siam: Yarrr
Wormy: YAR!
Siam: I must restart my ship
Siam: brb

Empty - AIM - May 2, 2005

Empty: I mean, voles eat rock and worms eat dirt
Wormy: yup
Wormy: and wiggles eat everything?
Empty: or just whatever they zap through
Wormy: yup
Wormy: so let them eat the trees
Wormy: and let the men stay away from the wiggle hive
Empty: :o
Empty: tree cruelty!
Wormy: :-p i never liked trees much
Empty: I'm telling Justin about that one
Wormy: :-p he already knows my position on tree-rights
Empty: and then his girlfriend is gonna call over all of her other girlfriends
Empty: and they're gonna kick your ass
Wormy: why call her other girl friends? im sure she could do it alone
Empty: haha
Empty: true
Wormy: after all, how could a 2 inch worm defend himself against a 300 pound feminist?
Empty: by zapping through her vital organs?
Wormy: good point!

Clout - AIM - June 23, 2005

Clout: sup?
Wormy: dara nd i are playing soldat
Clout: great, im chatting up a 25 year old girl
Wormy: chatting up? :-/
Clout: :P just talkin
Clout: althgouh she did say if i was 10 years old shed go out with me in a heartbeat
Wormy: lol
Clout: honestly, shes a really cool gamer girl, she a readhead (HELL YEA) and she likes me (DOUBLE w00t)
Wormy: im gonna put this in my funny convos list just to show how retarded you are :-p

Siam - AIM - July 14, 2005

Wormy: im still trying to decide how i should sleep
Wormy: when harry potter 6 comes out
Siam: how does sleep correlate to HP?
Wormy: well... theres probably like at least 30 hours of reading in that book
Wormy: i think my natural instinct will be to forgo sleep and read the whole thing through
Wormy: but i think it woudl be better if i set up prearranged sleeping and eating times
Siam: Wont the qaulity of the book start to degrade after hour 20?
Wormy: well not exactly the quality of the book, but definitely the ability of my brain to function
Siam: I mean, if you crazy extremem fanboyism is the only things keeping you awake(and I have no doubt that it will)
Siam: youll feel like shit while reading it
Wormy: i know, but lets be reasonable here... i cant even put down a harry potter book that Ive read before
Wormy: i was thinking how awesome it would be if i forced myself to only read 1 page a day
Siam: Your body will be in conflict with your fanboy conplex
Wormy: it would be the greatest self struggle of all time
Wormy: well not really the greatest, because the fanboyism would overcome any resistance within minutes
Siam: Yes
Siam: Youd be like \"just one more page\"
Siam: *30 pages later*
Siam: *200 pages later*
Siam: *1 harry potter book later*
Wormy: meh well i dont want to do one page a day, thenhave someone tell me what happens in the end :-p
Siam: We could have a contest to see who cant finish it first
Wormy: LOL!

Mustang - AIM - July 28, 2005
Mustang: ireland is gonna stop fighting northern ireland out of the uk!
Mustang: well at least the gov i think
Wormy: boooo
Wormy: DEATH TO THE NORTH!
Mustang: lol
Wormy: let the catholic god burn the protestant sinners to the ground!
Wormy: *attacks you with a potato*
Wormy: POTATO ATTACK@!!
Mustang: *eats the potato*
Wormy: GAH!
Mustang: hah
Mustang: take that
Wormy: :-o he's famined my potato attack
Wormy: earthquake!
Wormy: *dies*
Mustang: *eats the earthquake*
Mustang: hah
Mustang: take that

Spader - AIM - August 3, 2005
Wormy: :-D whats it like being jewish?
Spader: well
Spader: should I explain in words or would an interpretive dance be more appropriate?

Ducky - AIM - August 19, 2005
Ducky: I loooove buying office supplies
Wormy: lol!
Wormy: :-p thats a strange passion
Ducky: I like the things that come in colors
Ducky: ooho boy I have this like color fascination
Wormy: thing that comes in colors ? :-p
Wormy: >:O ducky! everything comes in colors
Ducky: but like fun happy colors
Wormy: so you like... anything that comes in shiny happy colors?
Ducky: pretty much
Ducky: unless it's something really awful
Ducky: like dead babies wrapped in shiny happy colors
Ducky: not so good
Ducky: but man, those ipod billboards of solid BRIGHT colors I just wanna hug...
Wormy: haha

Josh - AIM - September 2, 2005
Josh: omg I'm not dead. Like what you've been doing with the site. I'm noting the progress in your flash skills and overall designing. So what's new?
Wormy: :-p heh
Wormy: that was a strange greeting
Josh: ::nod::
Josh: I'm on, I think, my fourth cup of coffee.

Dara - AIM - April 6, 2005
Wormy: girls should all be like macs...
Wormy: simple and pretty
Dara: oh so girls with windows are what? easy to get into?

Ducky - AIM - May 15, 2007
Ducky: I have an AP tomorrow
Ducky: I shouuuld be studying for that
Wormy: like... the ap test?
Wormy: the big one?
Ducky: uhh yeah...
Wormy: hummm
Wormy: you should stay up all night studying
Wormy: after all, AP is all about preparing you for college
Wormy: so you should treat it like a college class
Ducky: damn
Ducky: will I need to study in college
Ducky: cause I kinda haven't studied for my aps
Wormy: dont attend anything you dont have to, drink every night, the night before a test stay up all night and cram, then write the answers where ever you know the professor wont look
Wormy: and i mean where ever
Wormy: ;)
Ducky: my bra?
Ducky: wait
Ducky: the prof will look there
Ducky: as I'll be a slutty student
Wormy: lol
Ducky: haha
Ducky: imagine
Ducky: "today I'm wearing my chemistry bra"
Wormy: LOL
Wormy: god
Ducky: it has all my constants... now I'm wearing my math bra, now my history bra...
Ducky: weeeird stuff
Ducky: everyone's like
Ducky: why is that girl checkign herself out so much
Wormy: that would turn me on so much to get a girl down to her bra and find that it has PV=nRT written across it
Ducky: haha
Ducky: perv-nert!
Wormy: lol
Ducky: thats what our chem teacher calls it
Wormy: thats pretty clever
Wormy: except...
Wormy: "the Rs cancel out! :)"

Matt - AIM - May 20, 2007
Matt: Work sucks
Matt: My coworkers keep schooling me at Halo...
Wormy: poor baby

BobPhil - AIM - June 13, 2007
Wormy: someday i'm gonna be really old
Wormy: and my grandkids will be bored
BobPhil: tell them 2 try skydiving
Wormy: so ill let them go through my old files
BobPhil: thatll give them a thrill
Wormy: sorta like when i was a kid i would look through my grandpas old stuff... except itll be cooler because files dont get dusty and spiders dont live in them
BobPhil: ya
BobPhil: except...
BobPhil: webspiders
Wormy: LOL

XanthChat - AIM - June 27, 2007
Ducky: and I don't have a face made of tortilla strips and kettchup
Ducky: I'm normal
Ducky: where does foxy woxy live?
Foxy: Idaho
Ducky: nice
Wormy: >_> ducky youve lived like 40 minutes from me for the last 5 years and you wont meet, you are not normal, half your face is totlaly burnt off
Ducky: you have the most made fun of state name
Ducky: haha
Ducky: but you're a creepy old man
Wormy: lol
Wormy: yes thats true
Wormy: oops
Wormy: i mean yes to the funny state name thing
Ducky: haha
Ducky: suuuuuuuure
Wormy: okay fine to both things >_>

Spader - AIM - July 19, 2007
Wormy: jesus you have 200 pictures >_>
Wormy: i cant imagine anyone wanting to see that many pictures of you
Wormy: O:-)
Spader: ha
Spader: well
Spader: that's too bad
Spader: noone's making you
Spader: now go look at all of the pictures

Siam - AIM - Oct 17, 2007
Siam: and I used to think Christians were all amish
Siam: I was like
Siam: what are those cars doing at the church?

Lainee - YIM - Oct 25, 2007
Wormy:: vegan jokes?
Wormy:: i want to hearr!!!
Lainee:: i guess the most popular is the lightbulb one
Lainee:: how many does it take and so on
Lainee:: how many vegans of course
Wormy:: lol
Wormy:: okay
Wormy:: so how many?
Lainee:: well
Lainee:: you'ree supposed to guesss
Lainee:: first
Wormy:: LOL
Wormy:: no im not?!
Wormy:: no way
Wormy:: haha
Lainee:: just say something !!
Wormy:: lol
Lainee:: a number
Wormy:: okay...
Wormy:: 3?
Lainee:: no.. how did you arrive to that??
Wormy:: lol
Wormy:: >_> laineee get to the punchline!
Wormy:: haha
Lainee:: ok ok
Lainee:: um
Lainee:: 21
Lainee:: i mean
Lainee:: 2
Lainee:: lol
Wormy:: LOL
Wormy:: i was like... 21!
Wormy:: wow this is going to be interesting
Wormy:: and terribly long
Wormy:: okay so why two?
Wormy:: lol
Wormy:: i dont think youre supposed to pause after saying two
Lainee:: oh.. one to actually do it and one to check for animal ingredients
Lainee:: lol
Wormy:: hahahha
Lainee:: sorry
Wormy:: thats pretty good
Wormy:: lol
Wormy:: why did you insist i guess?!
Lainee:: hahaha i'm a terrible joke teller aren't i
Lainee:: whoops
Lainee:: i dunno
Lainee:: it's funner?
Wormy:: LOL
Wormy:: hey lainee
Wormy:: knock knock
Lainee:: oh please
Lainee:: who's there <_<
Wormy:: what? guess lainee guess!
Wormy:: you have to guess! O:-)
Lainee:: you ass
Lainee:: haha

Lainee - YIM - Dec 8, 2007
Lainee: i barely ever make real breakfasts anymore
Lainee: especially for dinner





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       Thank you for visiting my personal page! If you would like to see my very first home page, which I made 10 years ago, when I was only 9 years old, you can click here, and also the sites which I made 7 years ago, here. They are a little embarassing but I am also very proud of them!! Sweet dreams!





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